slugcog asked: I have a confession: I used your guitar to unclog my toilet.
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slugcog asked: have you spent the time you haven't been on tumblr fapping to devil lolis
Close enough
slugcog asked: If a hors phallus is harder than duck silk, what kind of condoms do horss use?
They don’t use any.
clovernaoya asked: Wise middle-aged man, are there other ways to make hors do backflips?
The most commonly known way is by playing the song Amazing Hors, your hors will grow a magnificent phallus and will begin backflipping, be careful because a hardened hors phallus is harder than even duck silk.
MMMM SWEET LEMONADE.
slugcog asked: Why is there such an emphasis on which to do for yet not wanted?
Let me tell you a story, there was once a cow who wanted to taste her own milk, but she couldn’t, she grieved over this for years and years until one day a hors came by. The hors asked the cow, “Why are you crying?” and the cow answered “I wanted to taste my own milk but I can’t.” the horse then began performing backflips.
Do you understand why I told you this, slime?
normalgirlnormalblog asked: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ ┻━┻ Campaign make a person happy: send this for the 10 tumblrs that you most admire, if you receive it 3 times or more consider yourself loved!
OH THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN HAZR’S
slugcog asked: Puyo puyo puyoyo pupuyo puyo puyo puyo puyo, pupupuyo pupuyo puyo?
Middle-aged no
slugcog asked: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ ┻━┻ Campaign make a person happy: send this for the 10 tumblrs that you most admire, if you receive it 3 times or more consider yourself loved! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ ┻━┻ Campaign make a person happy: send this for the 10 tumblrs that you most admire, if you receive it 3 times or more consider yourself loved! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ ┻━┻ Campaign make a person happy: send this for the 10 tumblrs that you most admire, if you receive it 3 times or more consider yourself loved!
I hate you
slugcog asked: yam
Did you know yam can be used as a substitute for sperm to impregnate women? Just melt the yam and mix it with some lizerd snot.
clovernaoya asked: I have come grant you sun lotion, Bard
THANK YOU, I needed this sun lotion to make a roasted turkey penis.
slugcog asked: You and I can sit on the swings together and make out passionately
My desire to murder has never been higher
